Haha. Learn to beach, noob.

I can’t wait until these things depreciate $120K so I can afford one!

You know Trump probably gets off on everyone of these comments. I’m sure he has someone who trawls the internet to find them all and he probably bathes in them every night. Get over it.

Sorry it triggered you. There had to be one though.

The Toyota Sienna I had could run circles around the Honda CR-V I had before it. That thing felt like a rocket compared to the shitty Honda...even with VTEC, yo.

Cause I don’t want to post pictures of a ‘95 Corolla on my Instagram, dawg!

Maybe I can finally afford a new Land Cruiser.

We shoot them all the time in PA. Pests.

Finally, a Prius that doesn’t make me vomit on sight.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Haha...I’m trying. My wife needs to pay off her Lesbaru!

Are they gonna buyback my shitty 2013 Outback? I hope so, so I can buy a Ford Fxxxx ST something or other...

RIP, but play stupid games, win stupid prizes. The Instagram videos make the guy sound like a complete retard. I’d like to know how he got ejected. Was he wearing his seatbelt? Maybe he was and just got flung out the side? Sad but, fuck...the Darwin’s Theory of Biological Evolution was strong with this fella... IMO,…

OK, I thought this motherfucker was crazy, but he’s just trollin’. Does he have an album or a new movie coming out? Trump/Kanye 2020. Hahaha!

Welp, guess I’m packing all my stuff and moving this evening.

Would you guys shut the hell up about these? I need them to last until the fall when I can buy one...if they are all gone by then I’m going to take a roadtrip to come dick punch everyone at Jalopnik.

Who knows...this is what their site says. Still gives the dealer the option to honor them or not...

At least you have Tim Horton’s...

I have a new RS you can have for free. Just come pick it up.

Think they’d cut me a deal if I bought one of each?