After about 1 one year of ownership, I found a weed pipe and a belt buckle that said “Pete” under the rear seat of my ‘74 Dodge Dart I had in the late ‘90s. Funny thing is when I was in the Air Force, I used to drive it to Cheyenne Mountain (NORAD) for work everyday. I had it searched and sniffed by dogs but luckily…

Gunnar can make them with prescription. Not for $40 though... :-(

Gunnar can make them with prescription. Not for $40 though... :-(

Naughty Nightwear...hahaha

After the last few decades of buffonery we might as well turn the Presidency into a fucking reality show. Maybe if he does that “you’re fired” bullshit to Congress I’ll vote him on his 2nd term.

I have a clunking coming from the front of the Jeep XJ. Crawled under and shook driveshaft and it wasn’t that u-joint. So I’m guessing it a driveshaft one. I’ve been busy bucking logs for firewood with all my extra time so I haven’t had time to jack it up and confirm. I can hear the clunk at lower speeds...almost like…

I bought an 89 Toyota Ext Cab (22RE, 5spd) when I moved to CO in ‘09 for $1500. Beat the shit out of it for years...jumps, driving through shit way too deep, flogging it in mud and snow, etc. I put gas, oil, an alternator, valve cover gasket and a PCV valve in it while I owned it. I sold it in 2014 for $2500.

I moved back home to PA after retiring from the military. My dad and father-in-law both have trucks (3rd vehicles for them) so I don’t have to buy one. Dad’s is a ‘67 C-10 and father-in-laws is a ‘93 F-250 4x4. I usually give my dad a case of beer if I borrow it and I fix my father-in-law’s computer whenever it breaks…

I’ve sold 2 cars to them...they offered $2500 (2007 Sienna) and $3100 (05 CR-V) more then a dealer said they’d give me on trade-ins. I took the Carmax offer back to the dealer and they matched it both times. I've never bought from them...the cars I liked were always somewhere else in the country...sorry I'm not buying…

Damn poseurs and their wings...Think they stole that from my neighbor’s Civic (4-dr of course)

Buy a 65 Dodge D-100 and ask the transport guy who delivered it from Idaho to Colorado for you how the hell you shift it. 3 on the tree baby.

Tried turning my laptop sideways, but nope.

One day I’m gonna roll down the windows and scream, “HAPPY DRIVE LIKE A DOUCHE DAY!!!”

Yep that's mine too now!

Micro SMG, sticky bombs and grenades...in GTA V and my dreams.

“Show me yer tits!”

Get audi here! (I’ll be outback!)

Hell yeah...I got the Smokenator...I like how the manual pretty much has the instructions down to a science. I’ve only done ribs and a brisket so far but they both turned out awesome. I’m gonna do a rotisserie chicken this weekend and I’m going to do it low/slow with a bit of smoke. I got the bug...I just picked up a…

Haha...I did one back on Mother’s Day. Now my father-in-law always bugs me asking when I’m going to make another. It tasted great but fretting for 12 hours straight really takes it out of you...especially when you start drinking beers around 10 AM...

So does iTunes Radio plays the same 3 songs over and over all day with annoying commercials like FM radio or is it more like Pandora?

I’ll try it, but if they try to force another U2 album on me I will virtually donkeypunch the ghost of Steve Jobs.