Hmm..How do I convince the wife I need this to plow the driveway next winter???

Hmm...so it’s not a diesel? Who made the motor in those?

Come and get um, hippie! Mowlawn Labe!

Welp...guess I have to finally update my computer so I can play this masterpiece.

When I was in the Air Force, I was “in charge” of the Help Desk. I had a MSgt and Lt in charge of me, but I ran the Help Desk. We had a policy of creating new network accounts within 72 hours of receiving them. We had a drop box outside the door for people to drop the paperwork in since we were a secure facility.

Forever alone.

LOL, yeah she’s a winner. #buymoredildoes

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...

As a retired Air Force guy I can say the government spends taxpayer dollars on stuff far worse than this every day. Don't get me started on Congress...

Not skeezers...probably just dependent wives with deployed husbands. :-P

Finally I can get rid of my expensive girlfriend on the side.

Consoles get GTA VI the next day.

But they kick ass in Moab...

He has funny ears, though.

That's OK, yo mama will. (Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!)

My uncle used to take that for his heart.

Looking at all the skid marks, he wasn't the first...haha!

I have an acre and the front lawn is pretty steep...I brought my self-propelled (gas) push mower but I'm not quite sure how it'll go...

2005 Honda CR-V. First car I ever bought new (that I researched the shit out of and bought because it was "reliable." I will never drive another Honda. Rear differential went bad twice something about the fluid breaking down or something. Had this howling from the passenger side door...must have been missing…

I had some jackass at work trying to park his Dodge Ram in the parking lot the other day...he must have backed in and out for about 5 minutes. I wanted to yell "I ONLY HAVE AN HOUR FOR LUNCH ASSHOLE," but I didn't. If you have a big truck you should know how to park the futher mucker...