I had a "TuRD" sticker on my brown '84 FJ60 Land Cruiser. I was very proud of it. I sold it to a fella in Colorado Springs before I retired from the Air Force and moved back to PA...let me know if you see it around town.

I can tell my wife I need one to replace my XJ to get up our steep driveway (that gets no sun) in the winter...

It would be nice to save on space and weight, especially since I'm still gaming with a behemoth 60-lb 2006 Mac Pro. I plan to build a new system when the consumer-version of Oculus Rift comes out so I want something beefy that can do that...not sure if a laptop can do that.

Fugly.

Man, I can't wait til my boys are a little older and we can play stuff like this instead of go fish.

My dad built bombs that filled the B-52s. I remember that sucking hard when he had to leave when we were little kids. I said I'd never join the Air Force. I did 17 years and retired early on the Temporary Early Retitement Program that they offered last year. Getting a pension at 35 years old is kinda nice :-).…

I wonder if men can recall their manhood after driving a minivan...

Welp...there goes the neighborhood.

Haha...read the news. Sony is coughing up free stuff for PSN DDoS attacks. You can go back to playing Atari now.

I'm still gaming on my 2006 Mac Pro (2 x 2.66GHz Xeons, 10 GB RAM & Radeon HD 7800). Granted it won't boot in Mac OS since I put that video card in, so I've been running Windows exclusively for the last 2 years. I plays everything I throw at it...I gotta bump the gfx down to medium for most of the recent games, but…

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Some super cool barista robot or something...

I'd like to know more on his preferred coffee making methods and gadgets.

Yeah, I'd totally play Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders & Maniac Mansion again.

XJ 6-10%. Guess I'll go read Jezebel now.

Works great on my Mac. 2006 Mac Pro running Win 8.1. :-)

Pulling out in traffic with my '00 XJ right after I start it versus letting it warm up for 5-10 minutes is a totally different experience. I've done more for the environment driving this thing 220K miles then all those hot-air spewing, anti-idle, Eco-Idiots.

Yeah I have run Windows exclusively on my 2006 Mac Pro...ever since OS X wouldn't recognize the 2GB video card after I installed it.

I suddenly have an urge to play Skyrim and eat a huge plate of sausage.

I have an old Android phone but I'm currently using an iPhone. Are there any apps out there that I can install on the Android and then monitor remotely via the iPhone?

If he buys anything JDM/Fast and the Furiousish I'll be deleting Jalopnik from my bookmarks bar.