For companies that want bailouts, I think there should be a set of criteria to qualify.

1. If you spent your giant tax break money on stock buybacks - go fuck yourself.
2. If your CEO got a giant bonus from tax break money - go fuck yourself
3. If your employees are woefully underpaid, worked to death, and have no…

Right on, brother.

Anybody who’s ever been inside a “UPS Customer Service Center”? Man that company is run by the biggest tightwads ever to wander the earth.

If any employees from FedEx or USPS decide to reach out to tell me about conditions there, we’ll report on them. This isn’t a hit piece; I have no beef with UPS, but when multiple workers are reaching out to talk about these conditions, it deserves to be reported. No one is trying to stir up paranoia, just expose…

I’m a driver out of Worcester MA, and I can corroborate all the reports you’re getting.

“How about a cabin filter upgrade? Only $10 per month. Where else can you buy that kind of piece of mind?”

“Hey Bob! Can you believe this guy doesn’t want the virus protection?”

Who the fuck is panic buying cars???

I can see the argument for keeping the service departments open as being at least plausible. Keeping the sales floor open so they can take advantage of panicked buyers is a lot less so. 

Something my Grandfather used to call complainers. 

Winter tires on any of these would work just fine. I grew up on a farm 6 miles from the nearest paved road. You’ll be fine, Francis. 

Nice car, but too much money

That was a work of art

You want to hear a crazy story? This go kart track in Greenville is directly adjacent to a very well known... how do I put this delicately... it’s a crack motel. It’s the kind of place where you cheat on your wife with some insanely diseased sex workers.

I am terribly disappointed that the fire hydrant is not spewing water 80 feet in the air and dozens of children have not come to frolic in it. Another Hollywood myth shattered.

1.88 seconds. Let that sink in.

Manassas is a special place. The town of Dumfried is also a special place, and is close to Manassas.

If this was Florida, no one would even ask why. 

Why would someone rev their car for minutes on end, especially at night? Why bounce it off the rev limiter? Why continue revving it after there are clearly flames emanating from underneath?

“run far away, it’s a dangerously unreliable money pit”.