BRAT Crusty

Euro Trash

Redneck Donk!

@HiThere: Some legends are best left undisturbed. Your friend lived out the credo of 'discretion is the better part of valor'!

@CRXDerek: Madness! Holy crap, this is awesome to see an airborne Crusty!

You know, it never even occurred to me to use my dad's car with sporting intentions - unless you count trying to jump it ala 'Dukes of Hazzard' on railroad crossings. Was it good in the autocross?

@Sissyfoot, that is as perfect description as I've ever read of the Subaru Justy. Well-said!

Absolutely! They DO smell like crayons. Funny the random things that can pop into your head when discussing strange old cars.

@SubieRoo, you remember that weird plastic smell of the interior? It was like no other and I don't mean it in a good way. LOL!

My dad still has one of these and it is crazy embarrassing. The thing has over 300k miles and refuses to die.

it's called the Shogun

Ain't gonna lie; this car is awesome at what it does - just like a moped

Ain't gonna lie, this car is awesome at what it does - just like a moped.

Even Jay Leno dug the Shogun

And who could ever forget this ultimate hoon-mobile, the Ford Festiva Shogun with the Taurus SHO engine shoved in the rear hatch?! This car was the craziest thing I'd seen in years.

"AKA the Kia Pride".... it's theme song should have been 'In the naaaaame of RUST!'

Nothing chases away youthful buyers like a Lincoln-Mercury dealership. Ugh! What on earth was Ford thinking?!

Don't go crumbing on the Subaru Crusty. That thing was like a cockroach, nothing could kill it (other than their ill-fated ECVT auto transmission). Nothing says sex appeal like a Subaru Justy!

Slightly ahead of the M3 but the AMG Hammer was the car that made every car fanatic stop, take off their hat and place their hand over their heart in the late 80's