It’s got a VIN, and I’ll be adding the seatbelts.

I imagine this is far from the weirdest thing his wife has caught him doing. 

Can’t wait for the “Making it a street legal vehicle” video. 

Wow there are not enough stars for this. I’d watch that show.

Let’s just reboot Top Gear with Jason, David & Kristen.

I’m definitely a “innocent until proven guilty” kind of lad. But wowza does that evidence seem rather compelling.

This is the quality journalism I’ve come to expect from Jalopnik.

The trash? You’re an asshole.

Read the fucking article.

Have you seen the rest of the country? Nearly all police forces are incompetent fucks.

The trash was taken off the freeway. He was then put in jail, but subsequently released.

Seems like I’m the only one who remembers what happened to Reginald Denny these days.

It is a forever car, though I do not and will not ever have children. This car is my child. 

Oh, sorry, my bad--I saw the story headline and thought this was a Jezebel article on an entirely different topic. Carry on.

Who needs a calculator when I have an elite team of bored nerds in the comments.

By my math, there’s a 66 horsepower gulf between the 460 hp base and the 526 hp GT 350. That makes for a 493 horsepower middle ground, which ought not be too hard to hit with a flash tune on a ‘base’ GT.

But more likely this clusterfuck isn’t even CLOSE to over yet. The rural area’s COVID case numbers aren’t great.

How do you say “where is the Target store?” in Catalan?

Neutral: Well, “It looks to be a long hot summer here in the city.” might be the biggest understatement I’ve read in a while.

Neutral: We’re not going to settle into anything resembling a “normal” for a while. The best-case scenario is the big turmoil is over (this is EXTREMELY unlikely) and we’re left with ten million people unemployed or so, and another twenty to thirty million dealing with the aftermath of two or so months without a…