Look, copyright law in this country is completely fucked, but it’s pretty clear making non-public-domain books available for free is a violation of copyright law. 

Wait a second, are you telling me I have to do more than leave a snarky comment once a week on a website where everyone is already on the same side? I’m out.

Russia 1917.

I’ll point out again, imposing curfew is a provocation and escalation. It gives the very police whose abuse of authority is the reason for the protests, an excuse to arbitrarily abuse otherwise peaceful protesters. Any official imposing one is deliberately choosing to take the side of the police and to suppress…

“Many of the foreign journalists appear confused about why cops would target reporters, something that typically only happens in strictly authoritarian countries.”

In other words, Zuckerberg lied to congress. 

Sources say he has designated 60% of his CPU toward learning what concern looks like on humans so that he can reconfigure his facial expression servos in an attempt to emulate it. 

I’m sure he’s virtually concerned about this.

Pepperidge Farms remembers 9/11

Too bad he did not follow his idol, and put a gun to the head and shoot himself.

Wait. Am I reading the Onion right now?

Can someone please please please wake me the fuck up?!?

Yeah, he’s discussed this before. And, on the one hand, it would have probably been amazing — Voyager was often a show at odds with itself, where, at one hand, they wanted you to think it was a survival show set in an area of the galaxy where Starfleet or the Federation couldn’t reach, but on the other hand, it felt…

Continues to be the truest thing ever said about Zuckerberg.

It is a forever car, though I do not and will not ever have children. This car is my child. 

Oh, sorry, my bad--I saw the story headline and thought this was a Jezebel article on an entirely different topic. Carry on.

Just Maples, really. That is according to the song “The Trees” by Rush. Please read lyrics with a Geddy Lee voice in your head:

As an aside, the Covenant trailer seems to go out of its way to make sure we see the facehugger’s vagina as it springs into action, doesn’t it?

Yeah anything seems like a nice alternative when you compare it to getting impregnated by a face-fucking vagina monster or getting your head crushed in by a face-fucking aliens second mouth.

You missed the worst one: