The whole Renesmee story was so creepy and baffling it’s like thinking about time zones or some other concept I don’t fully understand my brain just nopes the fuck out.

I’ll wait for the “Kingdom Hearts All In One-3.14-Dreams of Tomorrow .5 and a half/42" edition.

I’ll wait for the “Kingdom Hearts All In One-3.14-Dreams of Tomorrow .5 and a half/42" edition.

Oh go soak your head

If you don’t think 0-200 in 7 seconds is exciting, then you’ve got brain worms. 

If it is only a minor problem, why has the seller not already taken care of it? If they haven’t, then that says that it either ain’t a minor problem or that the seller is so incapable of basic repairs that it is going to be a whole mess of undiagnosed problems and incomplete maintenance. CP.

The “gas cap” problem isn’t that it’s missing; it means the evaporative cannister installed in the system to catch stray gas fumes is kaput. Replacement is freaking expensive. Ask me how I know this . . .

So you haven’t put any time into a Madden game for almost 15 years, and you’re ready to completely denounce it because of one weird tournament result?

First of all: CP

Maybe you should not post thoughts like that when people share experiences with you. 

Was house hunting two years ago, went to one house that was underwhelming, a hard pass. I decided to check out garage anyway and inside I found a 1992 8 series Alpina B12, a 1988 5 series Alpina and 1990 7 series Alpina.

Rail ain’t going to kill trucking until you can run a railcar to every front door. And airplanes aren’t going to help you until you finish that runway in you back yard. Or you’re willing to dig a big-ass trench with enough room to tie up a float of barges to bring you your grain.

And of course the actual webpage doesn’t get the editor. They want to push everyone to the app so they can prevent adblockers. That’s why leaving the webpage open eats up all your RAM in an hour.

It’s a different sort of gig than Uber.

I heard NY was paying like $50/hour to hire people to load up those trailers. And they couldn’t keep most people past day 1.

Other than the fact that self-driving trucks don’t like work, yeah that’s true. 

With the states “opening up” we are going to need more refrigerated trailers very soon.

It’s sad that thousands of people are going to have to die to show that science and straight up reality and common sense need to dictate policy, not political agendas, denial, and conspiracy theories. If anything, that’s a reason to storm the capital buildings, not because you can’t get a goddamn haircut. I hope come…

I am ashamed to say, I promised Jason I’d acknowledge that he was thinking about this in 2015. Then I totally forgot before filing the story.

A much sexier example than the Datsun!

May I present the Volkswagen up! which not only does this beautifully but weighs 150-300lbs less than a Fiat 500 and comes in a 117HP/150ft-lb turbocharged GTI model. Sadly, we have to wait 20 more years to get them in the US.