Lawyer: We’re going to get to the bottom of this.

Damn. These Crying Jordan photoshops are getting really good.

I do have a soft spot for punters, but then, I’m a Cleveland fan.

Yes, absolutely.

Is that from Mulan?

Is that from Mulan? How apropriate....

Oh man he just stole all the thunder for the night. It’s all anyone will care about.

Your first mistake was trying to be a smart ass, but it’s OK. You just fell victim to the post first proofread later mentality that rampant in journalism today. No need to check when you can just edit later.

Correction: We erroneously stated in a previous headline that the DDoS attack was a “hack.” It isn’t. We regret the error

Of course you would, because people having fun with something you don’t like means that being a relentless asshole is somehow okey.

That...doesn’t automatically nullify any criticisms. :-/

Uh oh, WHITE GUILT ALERT. Shut the fuck up

Just remember kids, so long as YOU don’t personally care about it, anyone else who does is wrong!

Oooooor! We could get over *ourselves* and think about other people for once.

If the death sentence is brought back, Turkey can forget about any hope it has of joining the EU.

DDoS attack is not a hack.

Lots of executions coming, and a slide further into a radicalized Islamic state...

There’s a theory that this coup was a false-flag, so Erdogan would have “reason” to further clear the largely secular army of any possible actual potential dissenters.

JET FUEL DOESN’T MELT PLASTIC GAS TANKS

Whoa, "intelligent" scores four times higher for whites than blacks!