Holy shit. Fair, haha.

Admittedly, I got a ton of Deadspin shares over from Jalopnik over the years and worked the closest with members of that staff when covering motorsports, but it’s honestly heartwarming to see so many people voice their support for Deadspin’s writers and community through this. 

Feel kinda bad that they’re going to have to put you down when everyone leaves here. :/

Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

That would be ESPN.  Your sports (and only sports, we are sporting it up here, all sport all the time, hey check us out with all the sports) leader.

Meanwhile, I’d just like to remind people what it was like to have a GOAT who could genuinely laugh at himself:

Silent Violent Haze is also the name of the new Ben and Jerry’s flavor specifically marketed at the lactose intolerant.

I have the breville smart oven air, and it has an air fry feature while also being a normal convection toaster oven, but never used the air fry for pizza. it has pizza setting that does a great job cooking frozen and reheating leftover pizza. I have used it as well for homemade pizza and it does a great job. But I…

... and use it when you're eating chicken wings too. 

...and that man grew up to be former Ohio Governor and 2nd tier 2016 presidential candidate John Kasich.

https://deadspin.com/kirk-cousins-isn-t-worth-a-shit-1838248498

Rock Chalk, Crip Walk

Ahhhh I see. I believe that kids call that “resting piss face” 

Where does asphyxiating fit into this equation?

White people in Philly immediately became terrified upon learning a large black man owned a Gunn.