Are you a woman? I left an abusive relationship and got shit for not being loyal. I also got shit for not leaving sooner. There is no right way to exist.

I didn’t necessarily want her to punch him in the face, but I absolutely want her to punch him in the face.

That seems like an important thing to feature, so much so that should you have to, God forbid, reboot that character once or twice, you should make sure to include a scene of the parents dying in every version made. Make sure the audience is reminded every time of that fact about the character.

Would it kill one of these writers to put in a scene where the hero muses that, no matter what he does, it’s the people he loves who suffer the consequences? Just once?

he really should have killed he when he had the chance.

HAHAHAHA

Ugh. We get it, you’ve read a book. Congrats. Let the guy have his joke, Poindexter.

Okay, okay, Borneo Fred.  What the bartender meant to say was “no Kilocharge.”  Happy now?

Daredevil season 2 was an okay Punisher season, just not a very good Daredevil season. 

Perhaps the villain can really drive it home by telling the hero “We’re not so different, you and I.”

Ok, but what if the superhero is an orphan, and was there when his parents were killed?  Can you imagine the kind of stress that could put on a child’s psyche? 

I believe you mean the Daily Bugle, known for its non stop coverage of Spider Man.

Explain the one where the bartender says to the neutron, “no charge.”

Southwest had a cool article about falconry. You’re missing out. 

Look, sometimes you finish your book a little early and none of the in-flight movies look interesting and you see something vaguely promising while flipping to the back to see the terminal map.  “Kevin Costner talking about his ranch in Wyoming . . . that’ll kill five minutes.”

I’m less alarmed by the odd text than the fact that someone actually read an in-flight magazine. 

Drew: I have no recollection of conducting any interview with your magazine.

Are you saying there is something in the deer tonight?  Oh lord!

I heard that deer watched a raccoon drown in a pond and it did nothing to help it.

Maybe it has a Pseu-Pseudomonas infection...