People laugh about that, but there was the time he covered himself with bones strapped to his costume with mummy wrappings to fight ghosts. And it worked.

Scared thug: Whom-- Whom are you?

“Governing its usage” not “governing it’s usage,” you dipshit, and if you blame autocorrect I’ll pull your guts out through your...

Rest up buddy, we’ll find whom it was.

“For the unfamiliar—whomsoever that might be—the backstory of Marvel vigilante Moon Knight is pretty simple...”

Here’s an unedited one that’s also good:

Hot take: Whedon’s version of Batman was one of the more refreshing takes on the character.

Hot take: Whedon’s version of Batman was one of the more refreshing takes on the character. Typically, Batman’s somehow able to keep up with all his superpowered allies despite being a normal dude, but in Whedon’s version, he is written as a normal dude in a war against gods, especially in the final battle where he…

I think Whedon is getting to much credit here. Like obviously he made it worse, but Ben is clearly stating that he didnt enjoy being a famous superhero because his life was totally falling apart. Totally understandable really.

I hope he didn’t compound his misery by watching it too.

Load up on puns, bring your friends

It’s hard to bargle nawdle zouss with all these marbles in my mouth.

Hopefully by Lionel Hutz. He handled the case against the fraudulent movie The Neverending Story!

He also claimed in the suit that the photograph had a sexual context, making the tot look like a “sex worker grabbing for a dollar bill.”

And where have all the cowboys gone?

Maya has her own show and I don’t think you shoot the Kingpin and just get away with it. Comics Fisk has been shot by Echo and he recovered, no reason MCU Fisk can’t, specially now that Marvel is leaning into the more ridiculous aspects of the comics a bit more.

You probably have to work a bit harder to offend Larry David.

Murray: I wish I had her sweet sweet s-s-s-s-s-weet can-