“For nearly fifteen minutes, two of the most infuriating men on television yelled, interrupted, and tried to out-alpha-male one another to no avail.”

Totally fair point you’re making, but it does look like Sony are playing it safe in the hopes that lots of folks will see it (in the first week) before the assumed bad word of mouth gets out.

Given that the collective attitude toward Venom seems to be, “Man, when I was 13 , I thought he was awesome!” I don’t know who would rationally be against a PG-13 rating.

W-what are you doing, maaan? Superhero c-comics are a big dick grown up awesome a-adult thing for m-mature grown ass men! I would never spend money on a medium originally intended for children!

It’s a shame that a character that was sold on newsstands and grocery store checkout racks thirty years ago is going to be toned down to a PG-13 rating.

Can we please stop pretending like these characters weren’t in fucking comic books that essentially were PG-13 or even just PG? 

when the dust settles, this comes out as an unconventional, yet effective way to avoid a conversation with jimmy fallon.

Can I go back to liking him again?  It’s been quite the roller coaster.  

P.S. Hey TTTWLAM, what is that software called? I want to feel secure that I won’t lose all the episodes of Space Ghost: Coast to Coast that were never released on DVD.

There are dozens of us!

Some of us asked for a Krypto movie! Some of us asked for a Legion of Super-Pets movie!

“I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two men in my entire life: Stone Cold Steve Austin, and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin.”

I’ll see and raise your psychosis, because I bought the software that converts all iTunes media into other formats so I’ll have permanent copies on my external drives.

Multiple external drives, because of data recovery paranoia.

(I really, Really, REALLY hate buying A Thing and then being told, years later, that I no…

I used to own Cannonball Run 2, but then I used the VHS to film people having sex. Because I’m a pervert.

This is why I only own two movies: Cannonball Run 2, and The Making-Of Cannonball Run 2. 

“IT WAS VERY DEEP. YOU JUST DID NOT GET IT.”

This is why the only digital copies I own are the ones that came free with a DVD or blu-ray. Wait, actually I purchased a digital copy of The Alchemist’s Cookbook, because it was an indie movie and the filmmaker decided to basically sell you a torrent file for whatever price you wanted to pay (which means I was…

we reported that Henry Cavill was most likely done playing Superman in Warner Bros.’ DC superhero movies

You realize that its possible for someone to be perfectly nice to certain people and an abusive asshole to those who they find inferior.

Funny how all the actors have been reduced to either leaving or getting in screaming matches on set AFTER Fuller left if he was the asshole.

I mean, it’s baffling to me.  Just look at the work Fuller has done.  If I were an executive, I’d be saying to him “Here’s your budget.  Don’t go over.  Have fun.”  Simple as that.  Instead, he’s had his vision futzed with so many times, he’s turning into the Orson Welles of television.