The other day I discovered PlutoTV. I watched the last part of Peggy Sue Got Married becaus it started at 8 and I missed it, then I switched over to cartoons and watched a couple Inspector Gadgets. Then I fell asleep and when I woke up, it was that Hanna Barbara Three Stooges cartoon.  I realized how much I missed the…

In Netflix’s defense, they had to make room for garbage.

“It’s people like that who make you realize how little you’ve accomplished. It is a sobering thought, for example, that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.” — Tom Lehrer

Seeing that he’s the same age as me just makes me realize how little I’ve accomplished in my life. I guess I can still feel good about myself because I’m not as asshole on Twitter. And I work 40 hours a week and spend quality time with my kids every day.  Suck it, Musk!

How about an exploding Porsche?

Now I want them to bring his character back only to immediately kill him off in a gas station explosion.

Where in Coruscant can Iget a freshly baked croissant?

All the hip Tatooinians are getting great deals at TJ Maxx Rebo!

Lucas told them to comb the desert to find interest in a Tatooine movie. Unfortunately...

Wow, you guys are putting my “Space Gap” comment to shame with your creativity. I’m ashamed of myself. :(

They have one in the Bosskton Store!

Have the considered setting a movie on an actual star? Maybe having that star go to war against two or more other stars, there by giving the franchise title meaning and renewed relevance?

She protects her eyes by shopping at Jabba the Sunglasses Hutt.

I bet Aunt Beru shops at Macy’s Windu.

I liked The Last Jedi overall, but I think there’s real Star Wars fatigue from this relentless production of all these sequels and spinoffs. A movie being good is not sufficient to its success. Timing plays a big factor and people may need a break.  Don’t wear out your welcome.

Pretty sure it failed because it was a bad idea with a lot of very public production issues that didn’t even get a trailer until 3 months before release but maybe it’s the other thing, sure.

Yes, well, this fucking nerd is going to flex his wimpy little nerd muscles by not going to see this piece of shit. Take that, Mark, you chowdah-sucking meathead.

I’m guessing you don’t subscribe the “be nice” rule in general.

The new account pretending to be another user just wants to make it abundantly clear that he’s down for an old fashioned lynching:

A pet peeve of mine is the term literally.