And the bat-cycle gets stolen by The Joker.

I hope it sounds like Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

He was never funny.

They were shit though. A Public Enemy or Wu Tang Clan biopic might actually be good.

Maybe it's the red wine but I'm finding this hilarious.

Thanks for reminding me!

Oasis? They're only the band The Rutles could've been.

But this is Gotham!

God, that was stupid.

They should have a special screening for men who still wet the bed.

The Elephant Man Always Rings Twice

The Cocteau Twins weren't goth. They have more in common with shoegaze or dream pop.

They look really similar, like brother - sister similar.

I'm running out of monocles.

Kingsman was not light action fare!

I Want My Mac 'n Cheese?

I've just been thinking about his role in The Ninth Configuration…..then realised I got him mixed up with Stacy Keach. Again.

Well, I don't think he'll be punching donkeys in Galway any time soon!

Yeah, he's the new Scott Walker.

She was un-fur-tunate.