Christian Slater as Egghead.

He is such a bitch.

Some of my best friends are Colm Meaney!

Colm Meaney?

Their leader was Nob Marley.

A Catholic growing up in the 60's and 70's would HAVE to sneak into an Ian Paisley sermon!

So I can stop ducking whenever someone plays it?

He did say that but he could have been lying about the age. He's not going to say he hired a 15 year old.

God, let's hope Gary Glitter and Roman Polanski don't die by the end of the year. That would be awful.

Wonder Woman could be Yoko

Ah, she's young. She has plenty of time to have an abortion.

They didn't trust him and were ruthless enough to risk destroying his mind to see if he was telling the truth.

What's a gagortion?

And Rambo fought with the Mujahideen against Russia!

"And I never owned a TV!"

You were lucky they weren't Nazis

I prefer to call it Kevin

That was just stupid. And boring.

"I Married A Scientologist"

Divested, even.