I guess women can’t enjoy J.R.R Tolkien, he just excludes female characters from being in the main cast doesn’t he? Why don’t we pass laws forcing writers to write exclusively about african women from now on. Sure, that’s not really what they want to write about, but it’s for the sake of common decency for all mankind.

I personally loathe the Lord of the Rings for not featuring female party members in the main cast. What a sausage fest am I right?