“for what object is more worthless than man?”

“Once again I have cut a worthless object.”

Right? How embarrassing. I AM A POWERFUL COSMIC ENTITY.....wait are you holding a baseball bat? GET AWAY!!!! AAHHSDFGHLSKFJSDF

I’m sill waiting for Rockstar to fix the broken matchmaking so I can do something other than sit in an empty lobby and invite the violent morons from freemode

Track: Jerusalem | Artist: Sleep | Album: Jerusalem

Mark Davis doesn’t get a hair cut, he gets circumcised.

Why don’t you go to the barber and tell him you’re tired of looking like an A$$Hole....

And at the very end you can play Quake

I’m assuming you can get this set up to run an infinite amount of Doom in Doom .

“OH! MY CAR.”

ok but where’s my freestyle singing

I’m a relatively big guy (6’5”, 230) and I tend to sweat a LOT, and most deodorants just can’t hack it. The answer for me has been Old Spice Sweat Defense. It lasts all day, has several fresh scents, and doesn’t cause any irritation.

I’m a relatively big guy (6’5”, 230) and I tend to sweat a LOT, and most deodorants just can’t hack it. The answer…

I still think Vice City was the best game in the series. It was funny, dark, the missions were awesome, money actually felt important, each area felt unique, the story was fun, the music was excellent and added to the overall Miami Beach feel, and most importantly the voice cast was ridiculously amazing! Ray Liotta?…

Cool story bro.

Those janky hitboxes have existed in CS since looooong before Source. We were complaining about janky hitboxes in CS Beta, before Valve had even bought CS.

And that, is the top reason I do not game on my PC anymore. Close second....cost.

Darude - Sandstorm

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

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