I only own a PS4 and I'm beyond thrilled by what I'm getting.

I'm still using my launch date 360 without an issue.

Nah man, they only want you to crouch in bushes. Because reasons.

Uh... Well... You can't use Netflix if you don't have the internet either. It's not their problem, it's yours. It's 2014, you should have an internet connection. It's an online service.

can't say bitches, it's derogatory, so now we gotta say poochie lol

Political correctness is a rot slowly eating away at our culture. We will be left a grey mass of indistinguishable non-achievement.

Fits right under the pillow. Sorry, I know all you greenie weenies have gun allergies.

That's right. Just always give them what they want and they'll leave you be. Maybe they'll only rape you a little bit. Or only expose some of your insides to the outside.

How about the proposed Family Sharing plan that had to be axed when the online requirement became optional? I could be playing Titanfall and let my brother across the country "borrow" a copy of the game from me and we could play together. The only limitation is that only one game can be "borrow"ed out of my library at…

What would be really awesome is if they made a new MK Mythologies that doesn't suck.

A bitcoin physically looks like this: ;-)

Well hey, maybe don't project unfair shit onto your husband.

Feature Glass

Ah, the memories...

It's only natural that some unanswered questions remain, of course—no game console achieves its every goal in the first six months. All the same, Microsoft has yet to put forth a coherent vision for the Xbox One, nor have they clearly articulated why it's worth spending hundreds of dollars to own one.

> "I'm sick of hollering orders at my TV, and have been annoyed by the camera far more often than I've been served by it."
> Entire paragraph about how intuitive "XBox, Record" is and how it's used so much.

Don't give them ideas!

The PC Master Race needs to be consoled...