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that looks amazing, would probably work better if the tomato was scooped out a bit. gotta try this at home.

I think I just fell in love with Peppy.

if i never hear john cena’s name again or have to see him in a ring it will be too soon. i fucking can not stand cena anymore. orton either for that matter. vince ruined wrestling for me by making them fight for the title all the fucking time.

oh god, you’re one of those? where are you when they post about anime and cosplay which has nothing to do with video games?

wesley ain’t got shit on birdman though. birdman whipped his ass.

correction: 9 mpg.

holy cats! does anyone else have a problem with zombie infestation?

go stuff a tampon in it.

This is sick, somebody stop this!!!!

go get gay married.

no one cares. no one will continue to watch it.

uhh, nothing will be better than microsofts. halo 5 warzone.

why can’t they combine the real guitar thing and the controller thing so people who actually play guitar can play guitar, and guitar noobs can press buttons? i’m over plastic button guitars.

MICROSOFT WINS E3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

seconded, i keep a stick of this at work for the days i’m running late. no irritation, keeps you dry, and smells great. it’s been confused for cologne on me. i use the fresh scent.

seconded, i keep a stick of this at work for the days i’m running late. no irritation, keeps you dry, and smells…

have you seen rampage or postal? rampage was a serious movie that kicked fucking ass. postal was hilarious.

god damn it, rampage was such a fucking good movie.

I need this in my life.