“Never go to football games.”

My joke above was in reference to the often-baffling state of what constitutes a catch and what doesn’t in the modern iteration of the NFL rule book. I like to have a little fun with it sometimes.

The ball clearly brushed the ground when Hilton hit the turf. No catch.

Yeah... it’s the cops fault she’s a shitty person.

She should be charged with felony battery.

I know Deadspin and this series of websites have no issue with the protests during the anthem, and that’s fine. (I personally am not bothered by the kneeling)

I’m as pro-union as anybody, but you still have to be careful not to bite the hand that feeds you.

Side note... the Magic are a fun team to watch for the first time in many, many years.

But why didn’t you take the middle seat and let the shitting fiance sit on the aisle?

Don’t clutch those pearls too tightly. It might cause cramping in your hands.

Even worse, he did the same thing during conception!

The most populous parts of the state are blue. It’s a swing state.

How the fuck do you expect him to win a much needed trophy for them if he doesn’t practice?

You’re posting that on a site that posted a video of a girl getting raped and refused to take it down you fucking moron

Kind of like how Deadspin posted a video of a woman possibly being raped and refused to take it down.

You are right, all jokes should be run through some sort of joke approval system to ensure no one would be offended.

If the joke was, “it was funny he raped these women” then you’d have a point.

No. He didn’t.

Well it was barely worthy of an apology so...

People need to stop being offended over every lil thing