This is so funny yet sad that I wanted to comment just to have it bookmarked to send to an ombudsman. Journalism, in general, has gone down in quality over the last 20 years, but ESPN is exceptionally brutal.

It’s almost as if people die all the time every year...

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

This is certainly the dumbest “Westbrook is MVP” column you guys have written so far. Obviously all players have different strengths and weaknesses, and Lowe covered those strengths and weaknesses for each of the MVP candidates. If you pick out the passages where he talks about Kawhi’s weaknesses, then it will…

Zach Lowe is smarter than you.

This is the best answer, I wouldn’t kill myself right away but I would see how things played out for a couple years with Ivanka.

Fuck Tommi, marry Ivanka, kill Casey.

You clicked on Jeff Teague.

“A sandwich!”

Shorter version: Buy United stock. It’ll go back up. There’s just not enough competition to have any real impact and the outrage will get refocused elsewhere soon enough, sadly.

Gawkmodo in full force and a bunch of people here buying the outrage clickbait hook line and sinker. It is fucking absurd and tragic.

They were mechanics who were flying to a disabled plane at an airport where they don’t have mechanics available. United was given a choice to either take 4 people off the flight or tell hundreds of passengers the disabled plane was to carry that they were SOL.

They probably found out they needed to fly about 30 minutes…

“Maiming”. You are the fucking problem. Guy boops his nose likely resisting instead of peacefully exiting a plane as stated he should in the ToS of his ticket purchase and he is holding up from departure and it is “maiming”. Jesus people nowadays are idiots.

Which customers should he prioritize? The one who didn’t want to be delayed or the hundreds who were delayed as a result of his actions?

The incentive is in Jack Eichel’s contract because he’s still on his entry level and making the maximum for that contract. The incentive gives the team a chance to pay him closer to what he’s worth.

“...(long suffering) fans in the Bronx...”

This example is terrible.

There’s a series of FAA regulations called the “Sterile Cockpit Rules” https://asrs.arc.nasa.gov/publications/directline/dl4_sterile.htm which are designed to minimize distractions when pilots are taxiing, taking off and landing, so that the people on board are safe. This includes minimizing…

Unless they get the say-so from the pilot, no flight attendant is going to want you to wander around while the seatbelt sign is on. The law says the pilot can’t move that plane during takeoff, landing, or on the surface, if everyone isn’t in their seats. So by letting you get up and walk around, they’re committing…

They are cops. They are sworn law enforcement officers. The only difference is they are not issued firearms.

I think they’re hoping to matter again. It’s been a while since they bought a stolen iPhone.