He gives a lot of shits about Seve. He’s a huge reason why he started playing golf. That narrative got killed today but it’s still a part of the story.

Let’s not get too excited until we find out tomorrow if a fan calls in a penalty

Real question: How long do they allow the whole team and bench to run around like idiots? The clock is running so why doesn’t the ref restart play?

There’s a really weird disconnect going on with people who think we need prison and sentencing reform but also want to see a whole bunch of new zero tolerance policies applied to offenders forever.

Stop spending on the job time dreaming up flowery prose for your next deadspin comment and you might make a happy hour here and there!

I can’t be the only one with a decent 9-5 that has cool owners/bosses, can I? Do yourselves a favor and don’t work for big corps. Also, those of you who talk about him whining, go do some research on what it’s like to be in the minors. It may be eyeopening.

First the SJWs came for the strength & conditioning coaches, and I said nothing, because I could get my own protein powder at GNC...

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

All of that is true, but really, I was just making a very subtle pun.

I don’t know. I’ve had sex with every woman I’ve ever spoken with.

“Neither my wife nor I eat out with the opposite sex.” = Totally reasonable

Here’s another way to look at MVP - take a player off their team. How much worse is the team?

Should I be that guy? Aw hell why not?
Once again the MVP question comes down to how we understand the award. If it’s for the best player period, doesn’t it have to go to Lebron? If it’s for the player who does the most for his team (and his team is really good), doesn’t it have to go to Harden? If it’s for the player…

The first accusation was false and the accuser went to jail.

In a just world people would have what they earned and thus would be billionaires

I love it when people with usernames like “Fartsmello Anthony” get all deep and serious

Man, I don’t know what you’re talking about. I just realized a movie theatre would be a kickass place to watch a sporting event

First test for Coach Strong- there is absolutely no reason why Childs should remain on the team if he was the one who pulled his gun first. Naturally, if Childs was good, I would firmly believe that this is a teaching moment. Fortunately, we have plenty of talent at safety and Childs was never very good.

Deadspin to Readers: Fuck You, Here’s Another E-Sports Article.

Washington: It looks like one of them dang Mexicans is heading this way.