As of this writing, your Twitter stock is now worth a whopping $18, or roughly 1/46th of Google.

That’s not how stocks work Drew. If it were, William Shatner would be our supreme overlord for his stake in $1600/share Priceline.

They’re like drug dealers. You’ll never get rid of them as long as there’s a demand. Who the fuck are the idiots spending good money to own a signed ball cap or sneaker, anyway?

is the implication that teams should make hiring decisions based on a single quarter of football?

http://yourteamcheats.com/ Get someone to read this to you.

I don’t like Tom Brady, you don’t like Tom Brady.

And the fact that deadspin has failed to cover that fucking ridiculous play shows you how much of a joke they are at covering sports

Certain Deadspin staff decided to turn this game into an allegory for the current political reality, and it blew up in their face. Again.

Unlike PBR

Deadpsin’s tears are so delicious right now

You know who had an even better play? Julian Edelman

Yeah, the dude throws for 400+ yards and leads a comeback from 25 down, and this is what you post.

Yeah he was mad about an aside he probably didn’t hear and not just focused.

My thought is, who cares? Are people so sensitive and want everything in their life to be 100% real?

Alternatively, you could say the Falcons received 25% more than the Patriots, but I think the real issue here is a hat in Tom Brady’s locker two years ago.

I wish people would stop doing this.

Republican in the Whitehouse! Time to forget about all the thousands of people killed in Obama’s wars!

Look, I hate Goodell. He’s a pompous shit and only hungers for a higher revenue for the NFL, abandoning player safety and the quality of the game along the way.

Every county in Massachusetts went for Clinton. Every New England state went to Clinton (except one electoral vote in Maine because of archaic voting laws).

A little confused by this whole #deleteuber response for a couple different reasons: