What a non-story. GWB is a fucking dolt, but it’s been clear for some time that the Bushes and Obamas have genuine respect and affection for each other. Personally I find it encouraging that powerful people on clearly opposite sides of the aisle can still have this sort of relationship. Maybe someday we’ll actually be…

Actually, Samer, he did not successfully play Dizzy Bat. Bat on the ground, head on the bat, period. Lazy millennials

I’ll be toasting a legend tonight with his signature drink. But I’m also watching the Bears on SNF, so I’ll be throwing a splash of bleach in there.

Arnold Palmer died in Pittsburgh, Pa. today, according to Golfweek. He was +15.

You can bitch about PSLs but consider that they are one of the few things that shifts the costs of stadium construction on to the people that will actually be making use of the stadium (that’s fans as opposed to the general taxpayer; yes, it’s also as opposed to the owner, but let’s be realistic as billionaires often…

2 p.m. — Esquire — The Bourne Identity

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poor guy. looks too young to be battling hemorrhoids.

No one is really dumb enough to think race had anything to do Chip’s (often bad) decisions in Philly, right?

Don’t watch the NFL if you can’t stomach graphic violence.

I was at this game. That motherfucker fumbled 6 times (lost 3) and threw an interception. That must be a record of some kind

An angry Baylor fan went up to confront MOB members after the performance. Rice students calmed the situation and walked him to concourse

While I’m not offended by his ‘celebration’, you do need to draw a line somewhere, and this seems as good a place as any. Not to go slippery slope, but would we be ok with him dry humping the logo for ten seconds? What about pretending to jackoff and ejaculate the football? Isn’t his thrusting some type of…

Good news! I hear you can get a whole mess of money if that gets shared on Gawke-

Of all the bullshit “not a catch” calls, this one isn’t very offensive.

Yes there is. You and I are both in it.

Please be sure to cite Rick Reilly for having this first

*you have to watch this video for 2 1/2 minutes to see what happened...

Meant to hit up that other thread but didn’t get a chance:

Did we ever find out the nine guys the Indianapolis Colts were honoring?