This story gives me chills. It’s such a textbook example of a guy who can’t take no for an answer (much less take a hint, as so many women, unfortunately, prefer to give in the interest of “niceness”). So many of my girlfriends (and I) have horror stories about men like this. They are really scary. If dude reacted…

He also wants to deport LEGAL American citizens who happen to be the children of immigrants. This fucking piece of shit. I would love for this asshole to come into my middle school ESL class and my students would eat him up. I have had two valedictorians in two years! BOTH had immigrated to the USA less than 2 years…

The baby was delivered by planned C Section, precisely because labour and childbirth would have been so physically dangerous. That poor little girl.

That made me so angry too. Like, get the fuck over it, not everyone feels guilty about their abortions. This is obviously a harmful stereotype and I wish it would die already.

Get your romance running

“Gary why? Gary why?”

Yet somehow you found time to send them wedding invitations.

I hope you’ll be equally understanding when gifts fail to materialize for your housewarming/baby shower/whatever. Because if you were my friend, your wedding gift would be the last one I ever got you.

I like the idea put forth in a novel I read where the main character attends a church where the pastor is talking about a recent mudslide in South America that killed dozens of innocent people. He asks what’s the good of believing in God or being a good person when shit like this happens?

Texas’s investigation into Ken Paxton is also ongoing, and has been far more productive.

Every single story I have heard about a personal encounter with Barbara that wasn’t told by a sycophant has been negative. Her ‘grandmotherly’ persona is a facade. And George W. is very much his mother’s son.

“An officer discharged his weapon and struck the suspect.” Could you possibly state that with any less connection between cause and effect? It’s like they were totally surprised at the results of shooting a gun at someone.

“I 100 percent helped make this body type acceptable.”

That’s absolutely false.

Posts like this make me a bit sad. Unless you’re talking about someone with really problematic skin, this seems like a massive amount of money and time to spend on stuff that will produce little to no result. I feel high maintenance now because as I approach 50 (and developed rosacea) I now wash my face with cleanser…

It often can but my fellow cube dwellers complain about how it hisses and whispers at them to do bad things.

It would require a constant state of drunkenness and highness; any moment of sobriety and the reasonable person would frantically rip it off his body and set it on fire.

Obviously this raises a lot of questions: Had your face been drinking? How was your face dressed? Had your face been leading him on? Why didn’t your face report it immediately? Did your face actually like it? Wasn’t it just your face’s morning-after regret?

As someone who remembers that word “hack” really means to cut or chop wildly with an axe, you can keep your prescriptive nonsense to yourself.

Update: Judy Blume has offered to help.