He’s such a moron about this stuff. Obviously something happened because nothing about him screams “friendly”. And denying it just makes it a bigger story.

The Satan statue obviously has the wrong head.

LIES AND SLANDER. Butterbeer sounded amazing, and it should totally exist!

This is what happens when you pull your pants up and tuck your shirt in.

Just saw this on Twitter:

You’re only dismissing her, though, because she didn’t say something that fits with the narrative you believe happened. You’ve set up a situation where, by definition, someone’s testimony is only credible if they’re supporting your view — which is hardly the way to get at the truth of anything.

The Tran in my Benzema seems to be making a strange sound. It sort of sounds like “ri-ri-ri-ri”.

Those in the GOP condemning Trump celebrated when war hero John Kerry was ‘swift boated” by Bush during the presidential campaign. So, they should shut the fuck up about their fake patriotism.

I shit my pants just watching that.

Not that money is everything, but if you do any of those things, you’ll always be broke. And I don’t mean “not rich,” I mean pretty well close to destitute. I’m grateful there are folks willing to make such sacrifices (including several members of my family who have worked for non-profits their whole life), but I’ve…

16??! Try 10.

Pictured: kitten heels. The ones Rihanna is wearing remind me of the shoes you buy at Frederick’s of Hollywood to go with your crotchless sheer bodysuit.

Look, I don’t know what to tell you other than we went to obedience training for 2 months with a very well respected breader and handler of German Shepards where he taught us how to train. The colar is only one part. I have no idea what a lamprey has to do with anything but I can assure you we consulted with experts.…

Oh I am so sorry for you guys, you really did the best for Cheddar you really did. Congratulations on the upcoming nupitals and I hope it hasn’t put you off giving a dog a loving home because you really did give Cheddar a loving home. Thanks for sharing your story, I hope you are ok.

Stoners with pie cannot be angry, my friend.

BUT DONT CALL THEM BITCHES

Yes. He ruled sometime between Commodeus and Gordito.

“He didn’t inherit fame or fortune from his parents, but what he did inherit was a big heart. He’s always welcoming to family and friends.”

I’m not saying that never happens, but generalizing about it is ageist. A lot of people are coming into their full power at that age in terms of actually making a difference.

wasteful packaging nightmare