brb, my eyeballs seemed to have rolled straight out of my head. Need to go find them now.

Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

Oh, and the lack of horror/dark on this list is entirely a function of the reviewer’s tastes, I think. I personally rarely enjoy horror. It’s just not to my taste. So I don’t read much of it for my roundup. What I do read and like all tends to be from stuff you edit; even then it’s rare.

I did say “overly” and not “completely”. I would never leave you out, Ellen! :)