Agreed, but it would also pretty much be a landslide considering what an ass Trump is, publicly, on a daily basis...

Do some research. If I were Josh Lyman, I’d be all ‘HE’S my guy’.

I apologize in advance because people are going to get tired of me doing this, but: SANDERS 2016!!

I read in a separate article that it was for his job, not like a vacation. Not that I’m defending him, as others say, the whole thing is farked up.

Perhaps he’s bulking up so that the next time Madonna comes around he can defend himself?

*cue Archer voicemail collection*

Another way of looking at it though is that maybe you’re ignoring things you want to do that might actually be better for you, and instead focusing on minutia that doesn’t technically NEED to be done immediately, like the dishes. I recently started painting again (hadn’t since high school) and it is murder to convince…

Such. Bullshit.

There’s a reason it’s also known as ‘Whole Paycheck’.

I’ve never gotten sick off either, but at the same time, I wouldn’t eat cake batter that hadn’t been prepared within a matter of hours. I’m pretty careful about the cookie dough too...

I’m with you. When I had my wisdom teeth out, I had a prescription for Vicodin but the doc also told me he really thought Advil was the best course. I accidentally took a second one a little too early, and wound up on the bed with the spins feeling like I was going to barf. After that it was only ibuprofen. Even after…

Let’s just say I’m pretty sure there’s a REALLY good reason he keeps getting denied for parole.

I have a difficult time eating things like oatmeal, yogurt, and well cooked squash, because the texture makes me gag. It’s not as bad as it used to be but I usually have to add dried fruit to those items to be able to choke them down; the taste has nothing to do with it. My niece is the same way; we both have ADD and…

Tight men’s tank top. Think Eminem. Answering you seriously just in case you didn’t know, if you’re about to launch into a tirade, complaint box is out in the foyer...

I bought some sort of clog-like sandals last summer and liked them so much, I bought one of the last pairs Zappos had, in platinum no less (which is a weird color IMO), just so I can wear them around the house. They LOOK like fancy shoes, but they’re so damn comfortable I often forget I have them on.

I had no idea that Lutherans were like Catholic Lite (at least, that’s my interpretation). It made my father’s funeral extremely bizarre since I grew up going to a Baptist church (not Southern, so more liberal).

It’s also a term that’s been around for at least a few decades. Offensive or not, it’s not a new thing... Have you not heard of wage-slaves?

“GMO teen with blue skin and a prehensile tail” - ‘fess up, you read Alice Grove...

I never knew that’s why some places did that. Thanks.

A few years ago I wound up spending the night in Davenport, Iowa, because I simply couldn’t drive any further late at night. My sister and I found one place that was kind of open for breakfast but also had scary looking pizza (this was a LATE breakfast, so...) - apparently I was traumatized enough by the combination,…