WRONG.

It’s real, sure. However, equating it to a TN song is nearly blasphemy. It’s not like the felines are out to blind us. I’m not sure the same can be said about that windbag with a guitar.

I’m not really a fan of getting them very often, but it’s mostly because I don’t like watching them die. They’re also a HUGE waste, ecologically speaking - most commercially available flowers are flown in from South America. Only time I really want flowers around my house is when the lilacs are in bloom locally; I…

I am INSANELY grateful that my mother, who would be a septuagenarian were she still alive, never allowed us to be photographed in the buff as children. The photo in question is not terrible, but there are still plenty of people out there sharing too much of their kids online. Thanks but I don’t want to see them at…

It was knee length. It was summery. This is why I hate weddings, the slightest misstep is grounds for burning at the stake. Screw it, next time I’ll wear camo. It’s more comfortable anyway.

So 173 people rejoicing in *ruining* someone else’s potentially expensive outfit is ok. Got it. Yeah, that makes a hell of a lot more sense than just rolling your eyes and moving past it.

Well... oops. Guess that was the one etiquette thing mom failed to mention.

I forget where (and probably many details), but like a year or two ago I read about a teacher getting fired for posting or being tagged in a photo where said person was holding a beer. It was like, Memorial Day or something. The mere ‘crime’ of having photographic evidence of alcohol was enough to get them canned. I…

Is it? I wore a white (with subtle sparkly pattern) knee length dress with a bit of chiffon stuff around the skirt to a friend’s wedding, but I think only white trash types would have mistaken it for an attempt to show her up... it was just the one I liked in the store =/

Speaking as a person who dehydrates very easily, water needs to be way up the list. Way ahead of corn dogs, hot dogs, and icky mayo potato salad.

I’m kind of hoping at least half those people were there to make sure he didn’t get up and go after her again.

Exactly.

I say they’re carrying the genes of the idiot serving the fish in the first place. Best to just wipe out the whole tree.

I bought one rack as an experiment (never made them before) but I plan to cut them up into two rib sections before serving. More people are coming than I thought, so it’s first come first serve, and screw it, I find it unlikely two ribs can get all that messy.

And migraines with aura. Holy crap, does it help for that... when coupled with 9 hours of sleep or so...

I’ve finally gotten it through my head that no job is worth the stress of bad environment, bad management, etc. I’m in a job I’ve had two months and I’m quitting because A. my dad has cancer and B. the stress of being in the facility is so bad I get dizzy when I’m here (apparently it’s an anxiety thing). I’ve even got…

I would prepare two statements for that talk. Leave the two week notice for the second half though. Tell her that she needs to be clear when she wants something done versus asking if something ‘can’ be done. If she gets defensive, yells at you, basically any response other than ‘you’re right, I will work on that’,…

Dogs can get filthy via ‘life’ but it’s always bothered me that some cultures consider them unclean. Most dogs are pretty smart; it’s not just any species you can train for hunting/guarding/etc.

True dat. Even though I’ve had a long string of shitty years, I still think the worst two years of my life were the ones where I had no cats in it. You’d never think of celebrating a mouse infestation, but that’s what it took to get my dad to agree to another cat...

I took two semesters of probation courses back in the day, and while I get your skepticism, perhaps I can shed some light. One of the key points my prof (a county probation/peace officer) made was that if someone goes to jail or gets jail + parole, they are usually monitored for a few years, at best. However, if they…