If men could get pregnant we would not be having conversations about abortions. ALSO: INSURANCE WOULD PAY FOR THEM.

Yes! Because Windows phones RULE... : )

Would a thank you at the reception be ok? I’m getting married but I hate all that gift logging/thank you note stuff. I don’t even send ( or expect) birthday cards. I am making it clear that we DO NOT want gifts or money on the invitation. (Heck I haven’t even figured out how to say that!)

I want to hit her for you...

I never give gifts if i’m in the wedding. NEVER. I didnt even know it was expected.

He is so PRETTY in that picture....

ONE THOUSAND TIMES THIS!! I think we have to wait till 2017 for season 3. I can’t take it!!

I am laughing SO hard at this right now. It’s because I KNOW it’s true! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Lasers do wonders on both!

There is no hope for me for 6 more months. I can’t even find the energy to keep up with yoga classes. As an added bonus the hernias I developed having my last pregnancy are getting riled back up.... Fun times! Oh and don’t get me started on cellulite and spider veins.

Im pregnant again now and very much middle aged. Can you imagine how things are going to turn out?! Pancakes AND waffles everywhere!

I am still going to laugh about this.... Tomorrow! Its that look on his face... Like he’s ’bout to tear something UP!

My boobs, thighs, and behind are pouting. I wish it were only my stomach...

BARF. Who wants him and those big ass teeth?

I can NOT listen to this guy. The end result?... My daughters love him. : /

Franchisees got mad that they didn’t have any other thing going on in marketing OTHER than him... Subway is a one trick pony.

Subway is a private company. They do not answer to a public board and... they don’t care about ANYTHING or ANYONE.

AND EVERYONE ASKS ME: “WHY DO YOU WANT TO SELL YOUR SUBWAY”? I hate subway. Especially after buying a franchise.

As a side note im an owner and a manager and I have literally shoved people out of my restaurant for disrespecting my staff.

Sometimes you don’t realize how awful a situation is until its over and you have a chance to reflect. I’ve spent many a drive telling the rear view mirror the eff off! (As in: I should have said ______.)