I liked this comment so hard I read it out loud.

Why do you hate tomatoes? Taste or texture? Both?

Gwyneth Paltrows ring is the best ring EVER.

Tom Brady is NOT attractive. At all.

The fact that you didn’t pass the blame for forgetting to put in the order would get you a HUGE top from me.

My niece is headed to the 6th grade... and she still has and uses her pacifier. SIXTH GRADE. She keeps one in her purse.

One word COCAINE. He’s still an addict. Bracelet was valued at 5000+. Means much more to us than that. I bet he got no more than a couple hundred.

I WOULD NEVER. My Mom had a glorious charm bracelet. She passed away recently from colon cancer... But not before a trusted family friend (allegedly) stole it. She had been collecting charms for 30+ years... All gold, some specially made.

Good excited Pinkham?

To finish, im taking down all Jared shit NOW.

Im trying to figure out how to get ahead of this with my Subway store. This tragedy is going to make

True story: my best friend (RIP) dated a guy who would ask her about her head scarf when he stayed over... If he could use it. O_o

I used to hate that his (and Prince's) hair looked better than mine.

The Chinese restaurant back where i grew up has a whole wing menu.... Plus they only sell fried rice and breaded fried chicken with “pick your sauce” for the Chinese side of things.... No mei fun. No lo mein. No white rice. They do sell salty ass egg drop soup though.

I stated calling our patio “the lanai” back then and my mom told me to stop “putting on airs”.

Im from SC and the skeletons in his family’s closet would make me think his stance on abortion is hypocritical... Bless his heart.

Before my mom passed, she told us that did not want a public “viewing” of her body nor were people allowed to go to the funeral home to see her body. At the funeral there was a plexiglass shield over her casket so that no one could touch her. Apparently its a thing for people to spit in the faces of the dead and or…

Ima let you kill yourself but first.... KEEP YOUR LAWS AWAY FROM MY BODY.

All the tennis players from Peru used to order tuna/teriyaki chicken..... Toasted. I win. (College town)

Still a very profitable business for us owners. Try Firehouse. I heard they were good.....