Uhh, have you ever tasted a good steak? It’s totally worth it.

kewl story dood.

Hop aboard the #TrumpTrain! Choo Chooooo!

Because she’s a girl, you dope. The clubhouse is just a huge locker room. Girls aren’t allowed into the boys locker room are they?

Eh not really... My brother in law plays for a perennial top-10 D1 lacrosse team and his GPA has never risen above 2.7.

Who is James Rocket?

To be fair, that wasn’t a shank. It was a duck-duck-duck-duck-GOOSE hook.