They better have the original version available on the blu-ray. The entire movie.

You’re really coming at us w/ the “if I’ve got nothing to hide, what’s the problem w/ giving up privacy,” line?

I have some pretty clear insight with what these orgs do with your data. I work in AI/analytics for several of them. It’s not just ads. Just one example, your habits are being relayed to insurance companies (how you drive, what you eat, what sports you participate in). From that they determine how much of a premium…

That’d be great if “I listen to Kanye” became the new “I have friends who are black”. Or perhaps hearing a 62 year old white guy from Kansas say “I cant be racist, Ye is my bae.”  If that ever happened I’d die happy laughing.

To be fair, you could also describe most of our existing technology this way.

I’m a copy editor, was graduated in 1980 so almost four full decades in the business, and every stupid little doofus who learned a rule in grade school and thinks it still applies or everyone who has a pet peeve yet is oblivious to all the other mistakes they’re making. The English language is hard, even for native…

IT professional here, my normal response to the “huh, person-who-normally-sits-at-this-desk, you look different today!” joke is to deadpan/deadeye look at them and ask how I may help them with zero emotion in either my face or voice.

My guilty pleasure:

Howdy officer. Beat any minorities today? Fuck the cops and anyone who cooperates with them. And the lily white peckerwoods who argue for snitching. You upvvote this shit you’re rat fink scum

That’s OK. It happens to a lot of bull semen factories. 

Unbelievably, I had to correct this from “100% TRUMP supporter” to “110% TRUMP supporter.” 

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Goddamn, people will do anything to avoid playing for the Raiders.

It’s not visibility. The real issue that he can’t talk about because of threats from the Illuminati is that the new helmets contain amplifiers for the fillings in his teeth that are transmitting instructions from the Freemasons to his coaches, which screw up his routes.

Mike Wallace, Santonio Holmes and Plaxico Burress should visit Antonio Brown like the 3 ghosts in A Christmas Carol. 

Don’t worry guys, I found Antonio Brown’s old helmet that he painted 

In related news, my four year old won’t take his nap without his stuffed tiger, has threatened to retire from preschool.

These owners really need to stick to sports.