Well, holy shit.

Could not stop giggling at this.

You see, you wrote Black Mirror universe, but my mind read Black Mirror universe. So, the alternate universe where Kirk was a black man and Uhura was a white woman in the first interracial kiss on TV.

This is like eating a mediocre chicken sandwich at a restaurant and then demanding you also be allowed to eat the beaks and feathers.

Whenever I try to tip in Korea or Japan in hotels they either 1) refuse and say it’s not necessary or 2) gasp and say that it was very nice of me haha

This shit-filled uniform put his hands on and assaulted a grown woman who was following the law 100%.

I wish they play this in theatres right before the movie. Those Marvel comic pages flipping, Hela sashaying... beautiful.

Good point. I wrote this in my own post, but you can also ask your row mates if you can help them by grabbing their shit out of the overhead compartment for them to speed everyone up.

Also, by getting up, it allows the people in the middle/window seat some extra space, to gather their stuff, get organized, etc.