Mother, May I Trick with Strangers?

And thus, many people with basic decency were elated.

You think the 50s were fun, and cool, and just like now, huh? Are you what rhey call a moron, or what they used to call a cretin, or what they now call mentally defective? Because let me tell you something about The Fabulous Fifties: you couldn't even hold hands with a girl BECAUSE HER MOM TOLD HER THAT'S HOW YOU GET…