It’s amusing how a system with 5 launch games, only one of which looks to be any good, and an abysmal gaming year of 25 titles getting released (with over half of them being ports) is getting so much attention

No point buying it in March anyways. Better to wait until the holidays when the systems get a system/game bundle for the same price of the launch.

Okay.

Why should I care about this? Let’s be blunt: I was brought up as a Nintendo fanatic - my original N64 is a Japanese one, so I could pricily import versions of the game I couldn’t even understand just so I could feed my addiction sooner - and even I can tell that there’s nothing in the first 6-9 months worth…

yeah you’re real smart to preorder a nintendo console, that could never backfire.

Well, I’m not too surprised. Social networks like Miiverse cost a lot of money to make and keep running globally. If only Nintendo had a reliable steady source of income to help mitigate the costs of online functionality.....

oh, wait

Goo Goo Dolls were ernest soft rock with catchy songs, dammit. Not the same category at all!

Oh... oh holy shit.

I have this.

Time to stock up on Type-C powerbanks.

Sorry but for an announcement this big Sony or Microsoft wouldn’t have hired a translator right out of school. This was a joke. Did they rehearse the presentation beforehand? There should have been a script. This really killed a lot of the excitement factor.  

Watching the Nintendo Switch presentation is like watching an ex girlfriend who has so much potential but is totally making the same fucking mistakes over and over and you just want to shake them and tell them to stop.