Lolwut! I mean, no power driver’s seat?! In a car marketed as a luxury sedan? What’s the underlying vehicle this thing is based on anyway? Some sorta Euro Fiat platform swap?

Infinity FX35. First Gen, kind of a nice looking Hyundai you got there, I guess:

Over a decade ago, LeBron James announced that he was taking his talents to South Beach.

It actually looks pretty good in later editions. My mental image of the car is like the one in the photo here, but just changing the vertical grille to horizontal made a huge difference in newer models.

I heard it described once (I think it was Ezra Dyer when he wrote for R&T) as a “cyborg land whale” and I think about this every time I see one.

This is certainly worthy of news coverage somewhere. Jalopnik ain’t it. This is not even close to “car culture”...except, wheels are involved?

I used to love reading nearly every article coming out of Jalopnik and now I rarely do more than scroll to the bottom to write comments like this. 

This is the post Rory should have made. I admire the optimism and do hope things turn for the better. I know there’s not anything you can do about the broken Kinja, as that would require an act of Angry Zeus at this point, but I would suggest less editorializing (and angry snark!) in news posts. This point isn’t just…

Thanks for making the post that Rory should have made. I really do hope you right the ship!

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New-ish (came on board back in December) Jalopnik writer here! It’s certainly a bittersweet day that they are leaving us, but I am so excited to see what these two do next. I’m sure it’ll be great.

It’s so hard to break a decade long habit. Though we all knew this was coming. See y’all on the flip side. 

Well said. The comment section on this article is basically a wake for the Jalopnik that once was.

I reject the Taycan based on the ridiculous motorized vent adjustment alone.

In an article about position of hand relative to phone why no actual pictures of the positions discussed? Same goes for sex positions BTW.

That is very not obvious, and has been proven wrong again and again, and despite being proven wrong again and again, is always stated whenever there’s some new technology. The same exact thing was said about violent video games. And movies. “This is going to corrupt the children blargh! Isn’t it obvious that if these…

Umm, I’m sorry. This article is stupid. An AI doesn’t have feelings. Doesn’t have rights. Doesn’t care if you yell at them, send them unsolicited dick picks, or cheat on them with another AI.

New rule, how about we stop using the word “abuse” in terms of people interacting with software programs? At best, it’s idiotic, and creepy misplaced anthropomorphism, at worst, it’s actively offensive to actual humans who’ve been actually abused by other actual humans. You can’t abuse, or sexually harass, a chatbot…

AI’s aren’t sentient. They’re not people. They’re just algorithms that rely on massive piles of data. Flagging a person who ‘absues’ an AI program for bad behavior is as silly as flagging the person running over pedestrians in Grand Theft Auto. It’s not the red flag you think it should be that the next James Alex…

In many states, including mine, the troopers will pull people over for sitting in the left lane even if they are doing the speed limit. The left lane is for passing. That’s the law. If you’re sitting in the left lane and there’s a long line of traffic behind it’s more of a safety concern than a bunch of drivers doing…