Social media was a mistake.

Third-tier markets like West Virginia always get stuck with older base model Anchorbots.

Thanks to my Army enlistment served as NATO headcount in Germany, I’ve experienced first hand the Germans and their love affair with ripping down the Autobahn.

I’m so tired of these droopy-ass “wagons” with their slanting rear windows.

Particularly when it looks suspiciously like a GTV 6 on steroids,

Not hating, typos happen, but heads up on that headline...

I roll with Cars & Bids.

You are always at risk in a car. A human in control is no guarantee of safety. Lapse in concentration, falling asleep at the wheel etc, not seeing something. Autonomy just shifts the risk to different types. The way to look at it is accidents per mile. People will die in autonomous cars but it’s like flying Vs…

You’re welcome.  He was a great man.  We’ll get into his failings some other day.  Like the time he set himself on fire with a can of gasoline.  He was the local Volunteer Fire Chief at the time!

And your comment is objectively false.

Jalopnik’s latest round of hires are all from the BuzzFeed School of Journalism and couldn’t tell you the difference between news and clickbait. Gone are the days of Doug DeMuro and numbered are those of Torchinski and, you know, writers who write things we actually want to read. Sadly we’re all here because…

You mean the new Nine Inch Nails line of cars? lol

Welcome to jalopnik where the words mean nothing and only the clicks matter.

...the ironically named James Steelman.

Thank you. Couldn’t understand why there were not pictures in the article.

It might help to remind people what these cars actually look like:

I hear “Carnival” and think budget cruise line.

In 2009, when I was a teenager and getting my driver’s permit, my mother came this close to buying one. Her 2003 Kia Sorento EX 4WD had been totaled, and she was looking at three-ish-year-old replacements.

Probably the most beautiful sedan ever made. And I say probably and not definitely because the E38 is right up there.