You’re welcome.  He was a great man.  We’ll get into his failings some other day.  Like the time he set himself on fire with a can of gasoline.  He was the local Volunteer Fire Chief at the time!

And your comment is objectively false.

Jalopnik’s latest round of hires are all from the BuzzFeed School of Journalism and couldn’t tell you the difference between news and clickbait. Gone are the days of Doug DeMuro and numbered are those of Torchinski and, you know, writers who write things we actually want to read. Sadly we’re all here because…

You mean the new Nine Inch Nails line of cars? lol

Welcome to jalopnik where the words mean nothing and only the clicks matter.

...the ironically named James Steelman.

Thank you. Couldn’t understand why there were not pictures in the article.

It might help to remind people what these cars actually look like:

You cited Gawker and I was confused. I didn’t know someone rebuilt it. And holy shit... If New Deadspin is the friend you keep chained in the basement after he got bit by a zombie, New Gawker is someone you tried to clone using a DNA sample you found on an old crack pipe and grew to adulthood using bovine growth…

I hear “Carnival” and think budget cruise line.

In 2009, when I was a teenager and getting my driver’s permit, my mother came this close to buying one. Her 2003 Kia Sorento EX 4WD had been totaled, and she was looking at three-ish-year-old replacements.

Great cars, I’ve owned my 07 9-5 Aero wagon for 6 years now, really comfortable, spacious and fun, especially with a 300 hp tune ;) This particular one is missing the Aero performance and IMO must-have ventilated seats but a NP nevertheless. You'll be amazed at the cargo capacity, especially with the rear seat…

I had to look it up to see what is so exciting about the cupholder, but I was not disappointed. Those are amazing!

It’s got one of the best cup holders in the business, ever. You buy a cup holder, and you get the rest of the car for free. NP, just for that.

A lot of money considering the years and mileage, BUT since I can’t go down to my friendly local Saab dealer and order one, gotta go Nice Price on this beauty.

Snap! Oh snap! Also, if your website looks like it can infect your PC with viruses, it’s time to reconsider your strategy.

Probably the most beautiful sedan ever made. And I say probably and not definitely because the E38 is right up there.

First of all, the ELS is kind of a stupid car. Why would someone pay $80K for a fancy two-door Chevy Volt when you could have a Tesla Model S for the same money? Secondly, the commercial is targeted right at the worst kind of douchebag. You know, the guy in your office who wears his "I haven't taken a day off in…

I'd rather have August off and cruise around the Riviera in my Alfa.