Go ahead and make the F-35B (STOVL) and maybe the F-35 C (Navy), but cancel the F-35A. The harriers are antiques and the F-18s only have so much service life, we will need to replace them.

Yeh but your car enthusiast friends will point and laugh at you out loud saying ‘that’s ridonculous because you’re driving a fancy Chrysler and hey look at all of those Chrysler switches, buttons and nav’. You’ll then cower in the corner and need to find all new friends who know nothing about cars. Personally I’d like…

But none of those other cars say ‘Maserati’ on them, and you can tell your friends/colleagues that you ‘drive a Maserati’ and ‘Maserati’ sounds WAY cooler right now than ‘BMW’ or ‘Audi’ or even ‘Mercedes’.

I’m here to spread the word. This is better than a Miata.

This is the breast thing I’ve read all week

Yep, like her mother she is a pathological liar.

How Reagan-esque. That should have been a selling point.

This chick is incapable of owning her shit. It’s pathological. Media got it wrong? It’s literally right there in black and white, Bristol.

Me, IRL:

And my dad built nearly half a dozen scale model planes that actually flew.

yea, but, Kurt Russell was in Big Trouble in Little China.

Those poor Christians! The underrepresented majority. It’s not like six of the nine Supreme Court Justices, 91.8% of Congress, and the President of the United States are all Christian or something!

That is an outstanding point.

Yeah, she absolutely did. Turn it around. Imagine a thin woman saying “Yes, I’m not going to look like an overfed cow.”

Is it even possible (if you have fame) to express self-confidence without dissing a different body type? I don’t know anymore.

Yeah, for real. I’m glad she is comfortable with her body and doesn’t give in to pressure to change, but the “malnourished bird” thing leaves a really bad taste in my mouth.

Too fat and you’re a “land whale”. Too skinny and you’re a “malnourished bird”. Or “anorexic”. That was a popular one at my high school.

It’s totally on purpose, right? The way your sponsored comment comes up a few seconds after your top headline loads, causing me to click on it? Native advertising is one thing, I’ve grown accustomed to that, but this, this is something else entirely and it doesn’t feel fair. What is it anyway? A #clicktrick instead of…

As a non-American, I’ve always thought Obama is one of the best things that’s happened to America for some time, and in a way it’s a shame he can’t serve any more terms as President.