It’s like an article from The Onion.

I surely hope you’r not serious.

Where do you live?!

“It’s becoming really easy to see why the left lost this time and will continue to lose until we get our shit together and stop tearing our own down from inside. Pathetic.”

Did he really say that, or are you making fun of him? Either way, that is some seriously Zoolander-esque hilarity!

Damn, that rear overhang!

Thanks for the hearty chuckle!

I know, right? I always feel like such a dick for pointing out this type of stuff , but then I realize it really is just people not paying attention when doing their job. At the very least just read the article again before you hit publish. I mean that should be standard procedure.

In case you aren’t familiar with it, look up Roko’s Basilisk. Slate called it “the most terrifying thought experiment of all time”.

That is comically hideous. It’s like some dork without any kind of professional tools did it in his dad’s garage with whatever he could get his hands on. Holy shit.

Somehow I suspect he's just sober. Which is even more... Unsettling. Either that, or a bored person looking to stir up trouble.

Whatever, man. It annoys me to no end when people mock other people's use of any language that isn't their native one. It's almost always a dick move.

Fluently.

How many other languages do you speak, besides English? I’m genuinely curious.

Agreed. Zipper merging uses all of the road that’s available, rather than leaving that lane unused which leads to more of a traffic jam.

That cracked me up!

Saab forever! Star for you my good sir.

Exactly.

Exactly. I usually love Torch’s quirky ideas, but the fact that he posts this right after his article about how average Americans can’t afford a new car because of all the gizmo’s that go into them and drive up the price shows an almost baffling lack of awareness on his part.
I would’ve guessed he was all pro regular…

I couldn't even make it past the one minute mark!