In case you aren’t familiar with it, look up Roko’s Basilisk. Slate called it “the most terrifying thought experiment of all time”.

That is comically hideous. It’s like some dork without any kind of professional tools did it in his dad’s garage with whatever he could get his hands on. Holy shit.

Somehow I suspect he's just sober. Which is even more... Unsettling. Either that, or a bored person looking to stir up trouble.

Whatever, man. It annoys me to no end when people mock other people's use of any language that isn't their native one. It's almost always a dick move.

Fluently.

How many other languages do you speak, besides English? I’m genuinely curious.

Agreed. Zipper merging uses all of the road that’s available, rather than leaving that lane unused which leads to more of a traffic jam.

That cracked me up!

Saab forever! Star for you my good sir.

Exactly.

Exactly. I usually love Torch’s quirky ideas, but the fact that he posts this right after his article about how average Americans can’t afford a new car because of all the gizmo’s that go into them and drive up the price shows an almost baffling lack of awareness on his part.
I would’ve guessed he was all pro regular…

I couldn't even make it past the one minute mark!

That night panel thing is the bomb! Saab rules!!!

Amazing!!

Oh god what a needlessly complex piece of shit system, jesus.

Wait, so I’ve been paying for that experience all this time like a sucker?!

Goddammit.

I got a good chuckle out of that!

Yeah that previous ownership thing is definitely a n awesome little detail! At some point I definitely want to get my hands on an Aero from one of the last model years. Moved up from a ‘96 900 to a ‘99 9-5 3 years ago, so sometime in the next couple of years... Don't want to jinx it, but I've been driving Saab since…

Starred for wonderful Saab and Subaru combo! Don’t sell the Saab! (Unless it’s to me)

I think it has a unibrow!