Saab forever! Star for you my good sir.

Exactly.

Exactly. I usually love Torch’s quirky ideas, but the fact that he posts this right after his article about how average Americans can’t afford a new car because of all the gizmo’s that go into them and drive up the price shows an almost baffling lack of awareness on his part.
I would’ve guessed he was all pro regular…

I couldn't even make it past the one minute mark!

That night panel thing is the bomb! Saab rules!!!

Amazing!!

Oh god what a needlessly complex piece of shit system, jesus.

Wait, so I’ve been paying for that experience all this time like a sucker?!

Goddammit.

I got a good chuckle out of that!

Yeah that previous ownership thing is definitely a n awesome little detail! At some point I definitely want to get my hands on an Aero from one of the last model years. Moved up from a ‘96 900 to a ‘99 9-5 3 years ago, so sometime in the next couple of years... Don't want to jinx it, but I've been driving Saab since…

Starred for wonderful Saab and Subaru combo! Don’t sell the Saab! (Unless it’s to me)

I think it has a unibrow!

Removing the brand logo itself always looks super weird.

Hell yes!! Amazing!

Well I'll never be able to unsee that now, dammit.

From the bottom of my heart, Mrs Julianne Escobedo Shepherd:

Fuck you.

Deliberately and needlessly posting a spoiler in an article headline - no matter how small the spoiler- is a a purposeful dick move, and I now strongly dislike you. You’re an inconsiderate asshole. Check Facebook for others that feel the same way…

Fuck yes. Why is that even necessary? Just don’t put it in the fucking headline, christ.

Yeah, it’s so annoying. If someone clicks an episode recap without having seen it, that’s on them. But putting a spoiler in a headline just fucking sucks. Julianne Escobedo Shepherd: You’re in inconsiderate person and I strongly dislike you.

It’s so fucking galling. Like, just don’t put the spoiler in the fucking headline. I hardly ever swear or curse on here, I like to think I’m a pretty civilized commenter, but fuck you Julianne Escobedo Shepherd.
Not even because I care that much, ‘cause I didn’t even remember Benjen, but out of sheer principle.

Don’t…

Well, it looks like you don’t really know what “uncomfortable” means, because there was nothing uncomfortable about this ad. It rarely happens, but all the comments are unanimous: Not uncomfortable.
- Either you did if for clickbait, in which case: Ugh. Thumbs down.
- Or you genuinely don’t understand cars (and men),…