I was about to whoop out an can of FU, but it turns out that you delivered. Rightfully done.

Oh for fuck’s sake.

My only question is, why is Jezebel so silent about this photoshoot here: http://www.wmagazine.com/people/celebri…?

How old fashioned he is? Can’t be 100% sure, but it looks to me like you’ve been duped by a fake quote a fan who was in to RPF, or something, made up, and that is often passed around as legit on places such as tumblr. Tom “I non-ironically have Shakira on my iPod” Hiddleston? Deeming himself as some sort of…

Jezzees are trying hard at making male slut shaming in to a thing. Hooray social justice?...

So, you’d rather Tom modulated his life accordingly to what “a lot of women” want him to be, or date accordingly to whatever the macho standards deem sexy?

Where did you get the idea that Tom deems himself as being “macho and old fashioned”?

For whale sharks, humans are nothing more than overgrown remoras.

Shhhh, don’t ruin the local narrative. It was meany Taylor that kidnapped poor Hiddles from day one.

The only thing I find wrong with those pics, is that the top one is flipped.

Let me see if I got this straight: in that picture he is sincerely pissed, but in this one, he’s faking it. Y/Y?

Just the other day people were gloating because in some other pics, he isn’t holding her hand. Will you people make up your minds? :\

Saying there’s speculation on the internet is not saying much. Because there’s also a lot of nonsense on the internet.

“And he won’t be Bond, mark my words.”

That red Cthulhu freaks me out more than the living ouroboros in the article above. D: Looks so un-LEGO-ee...

I clicked it. Than automatically navigated on the another tab! D:

The Fifth Element is excellent, period. No “also...” needed. It has the greatest scene in cinematic history:

But we have holes here, too.

The picture took time to load, and I thought it was going to be a rendition of a giant meteor. Somehow, this is scarier.

Thanks for the thorough answer. Pretty interesting, the impact that the Wardrobe Malfunction had on US media. And, of course, advertisers and their money (but this one is not so surprising).