Fucking hell.... just when you didn’t think you could possibly find that situation any more disgusting...

Angry Tennessee mom who got all mad at Cam Newton’s dab and directed her daughter to the cheerleaders to keep it classy

Carli Lloyd scored 3 goals in the first 15 minutes of the trophy game of the World Cup Final against the defending World Champion. Yes, the bat flip was awesome, but what Lloyd did was an all time great moment in all sports. She scored from goddamn Mars to complete the hat trick. I mean come on...

For $45 you can drink whatever you want, as long as its a Corona

Wait, is this Beast Cancer Awareness Derby? Is DeAngelo Williams making a guest appearance?

They don’t call him Captain Slow for nothing..

Of course the Ford veered off the path colliding with other vehicles. Only way to get a Ford to go where you want would be to put cardboard cutouts of a crowd of people right at the edge of the hill.

I just realized that’s a Florida temp plate in Raleigh, NC... Damn, that must have been one awesome drive home.

This is some impressive crazy coaching when not even having a sleepover in the same bedroom with a high school recruit even merits honorable mention.

Hey, we already have a nation of dumbass drivers who are completely and utterly oblivious to their surroundings... what better way to solve that than by eliminating side mirrors for cameras which only come on... what, when you put on the blinker? Will a single BMW even survive its own first lane change?

Driver error or not, its really only a matter of time that a Tesla gets involved in an accident that causes fatalities beyond those riding in the Tesla itself, because either an error by or the driving instilling too much trust in what Tesla themselves call a ‘beta’ project.

When history caught up to the shouty Chris Evans and forced his resignation after spending weeks trying to defend how he wasn’t the absolute worst thing to happen to Top Gear since the History Channel.

Hah, the last thing I expected to see today was my ugly face in Jalopnik, yet there I am. Thanks for stopping by, Justin, hope you had a great time.

That Opel is at every car event in the Raleigh area. Saw it auto crossing it as well least year at the GoodGuys event here. The owner is a genuine awesome guy, so it’s pretty cool to see it being the love it deserves in here.

Unfortunately, this won’t hurt him in the election. The people that he’s trying to sway to vote for him are the exact same people who think an autographed Tebow artifact is a wise purchase to put on their cross and candle shrine.

Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style

Got to see her bullshit first hand while at Virginia Tech in 2007. Good riddance.

Of course they use the green flag when leaving Cars & Cappuccinos in Europe

I guess this just verifies that Hinkie is truly the man behind the curtain in Edmonton

Not very often you see a hand-me-down screwjob in sports, but considering what the Flyers offer sheeting Weber just turned into, what other way can you put it?