I mean fuck Hinkie and everything he stood for, but I don’t get the hand-wringing over whether or not the process worked. The process was always to be as shitty as possible as long as possible guaranteeing you have at worst a Top 3 pick for multiple years in a row, with pretty good odds of securing at least 1 top…

To be fair, they’ve been giving out worthless diplomas to these athletes for so long the rings almost seem genuine.

Peter Karmanos

Iverson and Dirk on the same team could have happened. That would have been some really, really fun basketball to watch.

Good rule of thumb.... if it’s not cut and dry to shift the car into park from neutral, your shifter is dangerous and needs to be fixed.

....except no official recall was issued in time for Yelchin to not be killed...

Oh, and one thing I learned from this show... You don’t need to taste the wine, if its sour, you’ll know after swirling and sniffing.

Look, if you really want to learn something about wine, watch the James May and Oz Clarke specials from the mid-2000s. They’re entertaining, and informative, and you’ll be surprised at how much wine etiquette you’ll learn.

You mean to tell me that a team traded for an injury prone high dollar player who will most likely only be valuable in the sense he gets you over the salary floor, and the team taking on his salary ISN’T the Sixers?

Oh yeah, the venue completely made sure the cops were there. To be fair, though, the event was held in a busy part of town at an intersection where no less than 3 different sprawling apartment complexes dump onto a main city road, so it absolutely wasn’t the right place for the burnouts and high rev asshattery C&C can…

US Soccer is like the mid-2000s Virginia Tech football of the soccer world. Oh, sure, you can go and dominate your shitty conference all you want, getting invites to events you damn well know you don’t belong in, but as soon as you step foot on the field against a big boy, you will get your ass handed to you by teams…

The venue no longer wanted to deal with the liability coverage should something go wrong. The organizers warned everyone for months that the constant burnouts, red lined engines, and general asshattery by certain drivers was putting a strain on the relationship with the businesses hosting, and the participants didn’t…

They did that with the C&C in Raleigh last year, with about 5 cops just waiting for anyone to floor it exiting in the 35 mph zone.

When making an instructional video, one should not tempt the Mustang with the catnip of its people.

I noticed Justin was standing in front of the Mustang for the entirety of this video... Its like he’s never been to a Cars and Coffee before

Cruising with a Mustang... Never Again

....No mention of the Murano CrossCabriolet?... Not even an Honorable Mention?

I thought Audi was the new car of the European Dick

You’re confusing ‘dumbass’ with ‘dick’... Its highly understandable that you would think this way. Lets put in terms we can all understand. GWBush was a dumbass. He probably drives a Mustang, especially with his penchant for killing innocent bystanders like its no big deal. Trump is a dick. He probably owns 12…

Because of course Fox dumps coverage of the podiums for some who gives a shit drag race.