Character creators should be graded on how good the monsters it makes actually look. like if you min/max settings and the thing looks like a dumpster full of parts then it’s a fail but if the thing looks like it came out of a horror movie then it gets high marks.

“Before CyberPunk, CDP was known to only known for putting out bangers like The Witcher 3.”

You asked why, I told you why.

Nintendo needs to just stealth drop Advance Wars at this point

The metanarrative was sloppy at first, got a bit better in the Ezio trilogy, and has been a continued distraction thereafter. The problem is that stories need real senses of endings, and the metanarrative was an attempt to provide a continuity to the series when an individual game narrative finished--which makes so…

If there must be sides about this, I'm Team "Ditch the Modern Stuff". I'm usually tuning out that story at this point and just pretending my character actually is a dude in a long-ago time doing long-ago things. It was never a deal killer, but it definitely felt very "2007 and still in the slipstream of the Matrix and…

No no no, that’s how you get additional monarchs!

“And yet they haven’t gotten rid of it despite having the ability to do so.”

Fuck the monarchy.

Wild guess: This game will take place right around the Battle of Sekigahara in 1600. That era offers a lot of political intrigue as well as pitched battles, gunpowder weaponry is available, and Japan was still open to European nations, so the backdrop still allows for Templers and the like to be present in such a…

Ghost of Tsushima was almost entirely rural sandbox, with only small sequences in populated areas. I would expect AC:Japan to be primarily in Edo or Kyoto, with emphasis on the parkour and architectural exploration the series’ earlier games were known for and not another Valhalla-styled sprawl.

Ghost of Tsushima is probably already a better Assassin's Creed: Japan than Ubisoft is capable of making (saying as someone who quite enjoyed Odyssey and Valhalla).

Why do they keep making Alien games that aren’t Alien: Isolation?

Everything getting shifted to video really fucked us over eh

I’m going to sound lame, but as someone stuck in side all pandemic because of a health issue CP2077 became my little digital happy place. Night City along with the sound track create such a mood and atmosphere that I haven’t felt since San Francisco in Watch Dogs 2 (One of the best games to just drive/walk around in…

I love this fucking game so I am way excited for this. It is odd cause Night City seems devoid of things to do but I can’t stop exploring and dicking around. I have NEVER seen a game world as complex and impressive as this one. I still get oohs and ahhhs over some of the graphics. The game is simultaneously the most…

The more I play this game the more I love it.

This. Resident Evil 4 is a great game, but it’s a bad Resident Evil game. Just like Resident Evil 8: Village.

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