I finally remembered to pull out my Tolkien dictionary. Thankfully whoever's writing this game knew that Tolkien actually invented languages for it, and used them.

You're deadlifting just shy of 500lbs? Hell yeah, I'd be okay with that.

Same goes for Joffrey! Both seem like really good guys in real life. And holy hell he's strong.

No wonder the Europeans we terrified of the Vikings. Back then the average height in Europe was around 5 feet 4 inches.

If you would just read the articles, you'd see the validity of my arguments

Sorry dude, rye is for making alcohol.

I don't think I had the emotional stability today to deal with the mix of emotions one of your ranking posts creates.

Brilliant.

And I am thrilled about it.

I think you can actually log into your PSN account and get it on a computer, so you can do it now as long as you can access the PlayStation Store.

As hilarious as these things are, I can't help but feel the idiotic world media is going to grab onto them and try to strawman them in some equally idiotic way.

His green shells are ready to throw, if they hit your kart it's gonna hurt! DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Year of Kong is here!

Make way for Year of Donkey Kong!

Although smart money says he's someone familiar behind the mask.

Awesome takes time, but time doesn't make awesome.

Came here for Spike photos. Not disappointed.

Ahhh yes, Boob Snack Storage Space.

On the plus side, midnight snack.